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NdingumXhosa even if times change but ndingumXhosa

Okay so I'm a Xhosa dude..
Which means I try but I try not to waste my time as well.

So I went on a date in March yabo with another cute honey and things were going great ne and we got hungry so we went to a place, great vanue, her choice, and as soon as we sat down, she boxed up and started with one word answers and it was like being in court yabo with...yes and no... so I got bored and started thinking about things I would be doing if I was home and then another thought crossed my mind....
"....kanene who the fuck is paying for this?....I can bore myself to death and not have to pay a cent, WTF...am I doing here?"
We already made our order and it was on the table ne and I had stopped trying to make any conversation with lomntana, I just asked if she needed salt qha... and then I had a funny moment and a silent smile went over my face :)

I never order chicken on the first date okay...(my rule) but I could see this date wasn't gonna go well from the moment we sat down...so I went for a whole lot of chicken with greens and chips, she went for pretty much the same but in low doses, the music wasn't playing and we had only said two words since we got our food so I just decided to teach her something... :) "I didn't have to be there...I chose to be there"

_The first thing I did was to get her some un wanted attention, since mine wasn't enough, [I just chewed all my chicken bones] very loud you could hear the cracking from downstairs, she still chose to say nothing so I just took the ball of grinded chicken bone out of my mouth and put it on paper thing in front of us...she just acted like it was not there until she had to reach for her chips lol...she got some paper and covered it up, thinking I couldn't see her... all this bone cracking ke had people looking at me and looking at her :) but I just had my clueless face on and the attention was on her... I got full and asked to use the bathroom...! Lol
_The second thing I did was, I got into the bathroom and washed my hands and left to catch a taxi...!

#lesson "I also didn't have to be there, I could have been home... sundiqhela!! or uzozijongisa and you might end up paying for two" Lol

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